Are you really, seriously worried about your car getting shot at or blown up while you're driving to the grocery store? Well, the Knight XV by Conquest Vehicles is for you. Think of it like a Hummer with a bad case of paranoia.
This 12,000 pound monster features multiple layers thick armor plating on virtually all of its surfaces on the outside and all sorts of luxury touches on the inside. It's also equipped with a turbo kit in case you want to get away from whoever is after you quickly. But really, if you're this paranoid, what are you doing leaving the house in the first place? Spend the $489,000 you would have spent on this on some better bolts for your front door.