Got badass rims? Light 'em up at night!

No, that's not a UFO that just pulled up next to you at the traffic light — you're experiencing the profound effects of MotionLites. Want to join this ignominious club? Plunk down your $500 and install these four telescoping lighting instruments in your car's wheel wells, and then you can control their position and illumination with a handheld remote.

Just how tacky do you want to be? Use the remote to select from seven different colored lights to match your mood, or distract everyone you encounter with its irresistible strobe mode. Team up this gimmicky illumination with a quartet of spinning LCD rims, and you'll think you're driving a car no woman could possibly resist. You would be so, so wrong.

Via Oh Gizmo