If you have more money than you know what to do with and think that philanthropy is for suckers, take a look at this: it's the UniSon MK II turntable by DaVinci Audio Labs. It's got a seriously stable drive cassis and silent bearings, which means there will be zero noise or vibration from the turntable itself making its way into playback of records. And you know how often listening to music is ruined by that!
Why exactly this thing costs $27,800 isn't really clear, but perhaps the makers of it figured that even if they just sold one or two they'd be set, so why not give such crazy pricing a shot? Heck, audiophiles do love blowing lots of money on turntables, after all.