I won't lie, I know next to nothing about diamonds, but maybe this will entice you further: "This gorgeous diamond studded iPad features 11.43 carats of diamonds, hand-set in a micro-pave styling. The diamonds are graded G/H in color and VS2/SI1 in clarity."
And for only $20,000! What a steal. The Mervis version of the iPad comes out in June well after the Wi-Fi and 3G flavors, which land in early and late April, respectively. You'd better act quick if this actually is your bag, though, as "very limited quantities available."