Protecting yourself is important. And a great way to protect yourself is with this absolutely-insane cane, which features a hand grenade as a handle and a hidden dagger inside. Oh, and a compass, of course.

Yes, for only $30 you, too can own the Hand Grenade Cane. I'd say it hides its true intentions well, but when the top of it is a hand grenade, I guess that's not really true.

King of Swords via The Awesomer and Nerd Approved