Sweater vests aren't the coolest article of clothing around. In fact, unless you're Justin Timberlake or something, they're one step above bow ties on the scale of dorky articles of clothing. But man, this custom Mario vest just takes things to the next level.
This was made by a knitter for her husband, which was sweet of her. And fortunate for him that he's already married, as wearing this thing out in public won't get you any dates.