Neckphones are like headphones only more obnoxious

Do you want the convenience of headphones without the annoying respect for other people that they come with? I mean, who do the people around you think they are, not being forced to listen to whatever music you're listening to?

The stereo neckphones are like headphones, but they're speakers that hang around your neck. You'll be able to listen to whatever you want loud and clear, and everyone around you will just have to deal with it. They're perfect for subways and airplanes and really anywhere else you feel like getting glared at by everyone.

Hammacher Schlemmer via Book of Joe