I promise you no set of subwooferless speakers is worth $1,000

These Harman Kardon GLA-55 computer speakers are designed to make a statement. No black plastic to blend into the background for these guys! Of course, you'll pay for such uniqueness.

Yes, for a mere $1,000 you too can have these speakers decorating your desk. I'm not quite sure how the hell they're getting away with charging four figures for a pair of speakers that don't come with a subwoofer, basically guaranteeing that they don't sound all that great, but hey, some jackass will pay that much. Harman Kardon wins, I guess.

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