Human history is split in two sections: before bacon tongs and after

There are a select few inventions that have changed the course of human history. The cotton gin. The printing press. Penicillin. And now, added onto that illustrious list, are the $18 Fusion Finger Tongs from Think Geek. They let you pick up and flip over bacon without burning yourself! Your life begins anew today, my friends.

ThinkGeek via Gizmodo