This is, I guess, what you come up with when you've overdosed on moules and frites in Belgium. And you're Belgian. It's called the XXXLamp which, I presume means that it needs a hell of a lot of amps to work. Sorry, my bad.
Bert Lens is the guy behind this gigantic jellyfish-slash-old skool hairdryer-slash-hat for a very large man indeed: the lamp is 12 feet wide and 63 inches deep. You can put any color bulb in there, but my favourite version is the first one in the gallery, with the spanky paint job — unless, of course, it's a portal into a greener, more beautiful world.