You think your SUV is over the top? Well, is it upholstered in whale-penis leather? I didn't think so. Say hello to the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition.
For $1.6 million, you not only get those whale-penis seats, but you get gold-plated, bulletproof windows, tungsten exhaust pipes and gauges encrusted with diamonds and rubies. The entire thing is armored pretty heavily, as if you can afford this thing you're basically a moving target. But hey, you can't get whale-penis seats in an Escalade, can you?