Mini golf is great, but the problem is that when you go out to mini golf courses you're surrounded by the common classes. And as a extremely wealthy individual, you want to avoid the poors at all costs. That's why I recommend this $6,900 Video Arcade Miniature Golf Game.
You use a real putter and ball when you play, but instead of being outside, you play on a virtual course shown on a screen in the comfort of your own mansion. Finally, I can enjoy mini golf again! I've been waiting for this for years.