So, here's a USB-powered massager. That's nice, right? I mean, you pay $15 for it, plug it into your machine and then — bam! — you get a gentle massage. Apparently, I got it all wrong.
The folks behind the Happy U, the little unit is not only a "professional massager," but its "as powerful as two real massage experts" who never tire. What's more, it's somehow perfect for if "you want to relax, relieve discomfort or lose weight."
And here all I wanted was $15 worth of shoulder pain relief. But, hey, I'll take a life-changing USB device, too.