Copy machines have been a staple of offices for decades now, but they've always had one drawback: they only copy in 2D. And we live in a 3D world. What gives?
Well, the new ZPrinter 350 from Z Corporation solves that problem. For a mere $25,900, it'll use snap-in cartridges of material to create objects up to 8 x 10 x 8 inches in size. Sure, it'll take a while at .8 inches per hour vertically, but who are you to complain in the face of such innovation? Suck it, Xerox!