Face it: you're no athlete. The closest you'll ever come to the Super Bowl is in a Madden game. But hey, that's not so bad! Madden is fun!
If you want to feel a bit more like a superstar, this Wiimote Football will get you there. Simply slide your Wiimote inside and then you'll be able to control it via the buttons on the laces. Sure, it's probably a lot harder to play with this thing, but real athletes wouldn't complain about things being harder.