You're a patriot, aren't you? You love your country? Of course you do. But if that's the case, why are you waking up to some normal alarm clock that doesn't start your day off with a dose of patriotism?
This American flag alarm clock does that, raising the flag, playing some patriotic music and setting off a cannon to wake you up in the morning. The only thing more patriotic to wake up to is AM talk radio.