Is there no end to how far the Star Wars franchise can extend its empire? Coming to Japan in November, to a dinner table near you, are these light saber chopsticks. They're available in red, blue and green — that's Darth, Luke and Yoda — and will cost you $10 each. The first two come in at a standard 9 inches, whilst Yoda's are just 7.8 inches long, as befits his tiny stature.
There's a Porkins joke here somewhere, but I can't be bothered to make it.