Multi-blade pizza slicer guarantees perfect-sized slices

Cutting a pizza into eight equal slices is difficult with a regular pizza slicer. You always end up with a couple of really large slices and a couple of thinner slices. That's not really fair, now is it? If only there was some ridiculous and impractical implement to solve this idiosyncratic problem!

This Equalizer Multi-Blade Rocker Pizza Cutter guarantees that all of your slices come out exactly even. Of course, it also costs between $190 and $250 depending on the size, so you'd better have a really, really big problem with off-sized slices of pizza to want this thing.

A Kitchen via Book of Joe