Oh Bugatti, thou of the Veyron ilk,
Stamp your savvy elegance onto an espresso machine.
Milk your steamy prestige into a frothing arm on your left.
Coax the money from my pocket,
Giving itself up willingly,
For the promise of caffeine-enhanced aesthetics.
I bow to the foggy pink and yellow altar,
Enchanted by the music of the roasted coffee bean.
To the tune of $1,300.
Via The Appliancist