Take a digital drum machine, shrink it down to T-shirt size and add a speaker, and you've come up with the most annoying garment ever. Running on four AAA batteries, each one of the Electronic bongo drum T-shirt's four conga drums creates its own sound, turning you into your own portable Ricky Ricardo.
You'll drop $49.76 for the privilege of banging out a beat on your chest anytime you please, and if you work up a sweat, no need to worry — just take out the battery pack and hand-wash the shirt.
Slightly different placement of the drums might have made for an interesting — and possibly even controversial — women's T-shirt. Too bad it doesn't have an RF transmitter, so you could hook it up to an amplifier, filling up an entire nightclub with your rhythmic banging. Team it up with these electro-drum-packing pants, and you'll be wearing an entire percussion section.