You're a serious Star Wars fan. Sure, lots of people like the movies, but you take things to the next level. You live the movies. So when you're buying a USB hub, you know you could go the generic fan route and get an R2-D2 hub, but that's just not serious enough for you. No, you need something a little more obscure.
This R2-Q5 USB hub is designed with you, the crazy fan, in mind. It's just like R2-D2, but it's black and is a character that's in the movies for maybe 5 seconds! It's recognizable enough for casual fans to know it's from Star Wars, but only a superfan will know the model number. And that superfan is you.