I don't think anyone ever dreams of being one of those guys at baseball games who shoot T-shirts into the crowd, but if blasting summer clothing out of a portable cannon is something you've always wanted to do, you no longer have to apply for a job with the Yankees. Now you can buy your own T-shirt gun from Nike, letting you launch tees (the site suspiciously says only "Premium Nike T-Shirts" can be fired) at unsuspecting passers-by whenever you want.
The price is an obscene $1,500, but every "limited edition" gun is engraved with signature from a Nike athlete. That makes it worth it, right?
Check out Nike's promo video after the jump, which actually makes the T-shirt gun look kind of fun — that is, provided you buy two.