There's no way this in-car pizza oven is a good idea

Sometimes, when you're driving down the highway, you just want a pizza. But pulling over for food wastes valuable time. What to do?

Just grab yourself a Porta-Pizza oven and cook a pizza in the passenger seat while you drive! This 12-volt pizza oven was designed for in-vehicle cooking, plugging right into your cigarette lighter adapter and making fresh pies at 70MPG. Sure, it's got to be totally dangerous to worry about an oven while you drive, but how else are you going to get pizza in your car?

Stupidiotic Via Technabob