When you're on the toilet, you could read a magazine. But that's pretty boring, right? Instead, allow me to introduce you to the Potty Putter, a putting green designed for use while sitting on the throne.
Admittedly, the Potty Putter probably won't help your golf game out very much unless you usually golf while sitting down. But come on, who are you to argue with the dual pleasures of relieving yourself and playing putt putt?