Metal detector sandals find treasure as you walk

Interested in bringing a metal detector to the beach to try to find some buried treasure, but don't want to be that guy? Looking for a more inconspicuous way to be a crazy person with a confused idea about what's buried at the beach but not show it? Take a look at these metal detector sandals.

Yep, now you can swipe the beach looking for buried treasure just by walking around. As long as you don't mind the ankle bracelet that makes it look like you're on parole, you're golden. Unfortunately, you'll need to find a decent amount of treasure to justify the $60 that these things cost.

The Green Head via Technabob