Ugh, I hate that even though it's the 21st century I still have to sully myself with such base tasks as squeezing my own toothpaste tube. Where are the toothpaste robots? Has progress brought us nothing?
Ah, here we go. The Touch-N-Brush hands-free toothpaste dispenser uses vacuum tech to remove all of the manual labor from squeezing toothpaste onto your toothbrush. Simply touch the pump and a perfect strip of toothpaste comes out. No more sore fingers for you! Thanks, technology!
CORRECTION: The original headline for this story incorrectly identified the dispenser as electric. It has now been corrected — thanks to the commenters for their eagle eyes.