Patriot Paintball guns let you get out your aggression legally

There's no better way to get out some aggression than via some controlled violence. You know, so you can be violent while knowing that it won't escalate into anything that'll cause permanent damage.

The Patriot Paintball Gun twin pack gives you and a friend a chance to fire water-soluble paintballs at each other until you forget why you were mad in the first place. It's like a fistfight, but socially acceptable!

Gizoo via Coolest Gadgets