It's 2009! We shouldn't have to live under the tyranny of regular baseball hats anymore. I mean, who has time to resize these things every time your head shrinks or grows? I don't, that's for sure! And fitted caps just don't make sense for my constantly shape-shifting skull. That's why I'm super excited about new Caps_Lock technology.
Caps_Lock essentially lets you change the size of a fitted cap whenever you want. It includes a little knob on the side that you simply twist to make the hat bigger or smaller. It's perfect for all of us out there who are just sick and tired of having to constantly resize our hats. You know who you are.