When I'm in bed and get too warm, I'll take some covers off. What a hassle! Who has time for such trials when all you want to do is sleep? Not me! That's why I'm spending my hard-earned money on the Bedfan, a device that blows a cool breeze under the covers.
I mean, sure, it's completely nonsensical. But it'll make your bed a lot fancier than your neighbor's bed, and that's really what matters.