If you're unabashedly a geek and not ashamed of that fact, have I got an eating utensil for you. Get this: not only is it a sport, but it's a Star Trek spork. Oh lordy.
Yes, it provides all of the benefits of a spoon with the piercing abilities of a fork in one handy item. It's got the Starfleet emblem on the back and "Mess Hall" written on the handle. And hey, it's a limited edition of 1,701, so get yours now! I'm sure it'll be a collectors item at some point. Right?