You never have to pass the salt and pepper again. Now you can just sling them toward their destination, letting that age-old invention, the wheel, do all the work. Boogie Woogie salt and pepper shakers are destined for stores in March, so you'll have to suffer through all that pepper-passing drudgery for one more month.
While you're waiting for their arrival, here's an etiquette tip: When you're passing conventional shakers, place them on the table next to the recipient, don't hand them off like a football. Sorry, it's just a pet peeve of ours; etiquette lesson over.
We, the ultra-lazy, hope the next edition of the Boogie Woogie shakers will be motorized, so no effort would be required at all. And while you're at it, designers, give each a pair of headlights, so they can illuminate our midnight snacks.