Bear sleeping bag will keep you safe from bear attacks, I assume

If your deathly fear of bears has kept you from going camping, that's really too bad. Camping is a great way to get in touch with nature and escape the day-to-day hassles of city living for a weekend. So why be afraid? Just get a Sleeping Bear Pack and face your fears while also staying nice and safe.

As you can see, the Sleeping Bear Pack is a sleeping bag that looks like a real bear. And why would a bear attack another bear? It just doesn't make sense. Sure, it might try to seduce another bear, but if you remain still it should, like all intelligent mammals, take the hint. Plus, you'll get over your fear of bears by sleeping inside of a harmless approximation of one, right? So go ahead, get camping.

Eiko Ishizawa, Via Random Good Stuff