$88,000 speakers are one smart investment

In light of recent economic news, I have some investment advice for you. Stay away from the stock market, because it's very volatile. Also, you should probably avoid real estate. But one area worth investing in is ridiculous speakers. Like the RAAL Requisite Eternity speakers. They're the smartest thing you can do with $88,000, I promise you.

Sure, they're just stupid speakers, albeit nice-sounding and cool-looking ones. And yeah, they're going to decrease in value and there aren't many nutjobs out there looking to buy a pair of used speakers of this caliber. But I mean, if you're going to throw your money away, you might as well throw it away on something fun, right? At this point, that's the only constant we have that we can count on.

Raal Requisite, Via BornRich