Just before the coronation of our new U.S. president, the brand new presidential limousine/tank was seen on video for the first time this morning. The rolling fortress has a five-inch-thick steel body, blastproof windows and still-regal-looking stature even though it's riding on a truck chassis with tires big enough for a semi.
Is it still a Cadillac? Well, it looks slightly like one, but we think it's more akin to an Abrams tank. That's all well and good, though. Protect him, guys — he's the only president we've got.