Japanese face slimmer will definitely not work as advertised

Got a fat face? Well, you could go on a diet to try to slim that sucker up, or, if you're lazy, crazy and Japanese, you could get the Japanese Face Slimmer. Essentially, it's a mask you wear that smushes your face with the goal of slimming it up. Yikes!

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this thing dos nothing of the sort. Your face does not work that way; you can not just press it into whatever shape you want and have it stay that way. Instead, your face will get red, sweaty and sore. But if that's your goal, hey, this is the product for you.

UniqueDaily, via TechEBlog