You know, it's never too early to get your kid hooked up to Web 2.0 social networking services. That's why I like the Kickbee, an apparatus that allows the kicks of in utero babies to be turned into Twitter posts.
Yes, your kid can be a Twitter addict before he or she even leaves the womb. The device wraps around the mother's belly and senses any kicks from within, which it then posts to the web, letting followers know exactly when the little early adopter is feeling energetic. I'm sure as soon as your kid is old enough to talk, they'll thank you for getting them started early on their internet addiction.