You can totally dominate nature. I mean, what does nature have on you? Some snow and some cold temperatures? You've got a gas powered snowboard, and nature can shove it.
That's right, a gas powered snowboard. For a mere $2,000 you can spew hot exhaust in the face of old man winter and those conventional snowboarders, tearing across the frozen plains with a little help from a 6.5 horsepower four-cycle gasoline engine. That'll show that stupid nature who's boss: you. Definitely you.