Sonic Lounger proves that in order to relax, you need to be rich and crazy

How do you like to relax? If you like to relax by curling up on the couch, wrapped in a blanket wearing sweatpants, you're clearly poor and stupid. That's not how to relax! You need to relax by strapping yourself into a $9,000 device that looks like an alien surgery table! That's how rich people, better people relax.

The Sonic Lounger "massages and resonates the entire body with crystal clear vibration, transferring high fidelity music into the skin, bones and tissue, allowing the subtleties and depth of sound that cannot be heard with the ears to be viscerally experienced." All while lying on this crazy looking table! If that doesn't sound relaxing to you, you just don't know how to relax. I feel sorry for you, really.

Taiz Design, via BornRich