Too lazy to make yourself a cup of coffee? Way too lazy to hoof it to your local Starbucks to buy a cup of coffee? Man, you're lazy. Luckily for you, we live in an increasingly robot-serviced culture. Just take a look at CAFERO, the coffee-serving robot!
You simply select what you want and, presumably, CAFERO brews it up and serves it to you. Sure, it's way more expensive than just buying a cheap coffee pot, but that involves pouring in water and putting in a filter and boring stuff like that. Why should you be expected to do such meaningless work for your precious coffee? Soon, all of our boring chores will have robots to do them for us. Hooray!