Pleo owners can download updates to their lovable dino-bot that make it act in certain ways — such as giving it a Christmas or Valentine's Day themed action set, or enabling it to play a variant of tag — and the newest addition to the Pleo Personalities line is the "Pleosaurus Rex." It'll send your Pleo into a whirlwind of destruction, bucking its head around, pretending to breathe fire, and doing just about anything you wouldn't want a robotic dino to do around the fine china. It even has a hidden "dramatic death sequence."
(I'm kidding, of course. We had no prior knowledge of this update. We're just horrible people.)