Notice you don't see many "unboxing" videos on DVICE. There's a good reason for that. They're stupid. Check out this one, the most realistic one yet, which serves as a lampoon of the futility of the whole worshipful unboxing genre.
We also tip our hats to its unsaid dig at the insane packaging of consumer electronics products, wrapped up like perishable candy bars in their bulletproof containers. Too bad we all have to pay a price — sometimes in blood — because of a few slimy shoplifters.