I'm looking over at my clock right now and all it's doing is telling me the time. How lazy. It's 2008! You think it'd be able to show me a map of the stars or launch toast into the air — or do anything other than tick and tock — yet there it sits, being lazy.
The Chococlock is a lot like the cuckoo variety, though instead of a little bird popping out, it gives you a treat. Despite its name, said treat doesn't have to be made of chocolate: pour whatever you want into the hatch on the back of the clock that is remotely M&M shaped. You could even just dump stones in there, and rock around the clock.
At $35, the Chococlock is a little expensive. That and it's European, so there's importing to deal with. Still, it's adorable, and you'll get ridiculous mileage out of every bag of candy.