Cellphone neck braces aren't the best way to go hands-free

So you want to use your phone without using your hands. No problem! There are all sorts of Bluetooth headsets available to allow you to do just that. Oh, you want to use your actual phone with no hands? Uh, OK. Well, that might be a bit trickier.

The PU foam neck brace allows you to keep your phone up to your ear while you drive, walk the dog, or stalk someone from afar. The yellow brace keeps your phone secure under a stretchable semi-transparent rubber skin, which makes it hard to get out if you're mugged. It also has the benefit of being the creepiest-looking mobile phone accessory I think I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. Just buy a Bluetooth headset, dude. Come on.

Francesca Lanzavecchia, via Textually