If you're going to tool around town on a scooter, you might as well equip it as a roving hot spot with GPS, a pirate radio station and enough power to juice up an electric guitar. Now that's a scooter.
Unfortunately, no such scooter exists for sale. You'll just need to retrofit your own scooter with all the necessary equipment. Luckily, this is the internet, so there's a walkthrough to help guide you through the process. It won't always be easy, but in the end, when you're driving around on the ultimate geekmobile, it'll be worth it.