$180,000 speakers point right at you so you don't miss a beat

It's that time again: yes, more ludicrous, overpriced speakers aimed at audiophiles with more money than they know what to do with. Today's ludicrously-named entrant is the Grande Utopia EM. What do you get for your $180,000? Well, you get two gigantic speakers that will impress the neighbors.

What makes them unique, besides being stupidy expensive, is that they offer a mechanical adjustment to optimize the "sweet spot," allowing them to point directly at that well-worn butt-shaped indentation on the couch that you always sit in. This ensures that all those lovely sound waves are aimed precisely at your moneyed head, giving you the audiological hard on that you so crave. Worth it!

Grande Utopia EM via BornRich