DVICE TV: Watch the Cylon Toaster make 3 kinds of frakkin' awesome toast

Everyone knows that Cylons are great at killing humans, but can they make toast? We fired up this Cylon toaster to see exactly what kind of damage it could do to some bread. I mean, we know it burns a Cylon face into your toast, but would it be gentle and warm like Athena, or would it unleash some furious heat like Number Six? Watch and learn — plus discover its secret ability as a projectile weapon. Maybe that was the "plan" all along.

The SCI FI Channel (our parent, in case you missed the logo in the top corner) made a limited run of Cylon toasters for this year's San Diego Comic-Con to promote (what else?) Battlestar Galactica. They were only on sale for a short time, but you can still probably grab one off eBay, if you're willing to pay way more for a toaster than you really should.