Hungry for toast? Too lazy to get up and walk into the kitchen to use your toaster? A common issue, I'm sure. What you need is a way to toast bread from the comfort of your desk chair. What's near that? Your computer, of course. I think you see where I'm going with this. We've seen a computer inside a toaster, now it's time for the reverse.
This ridiculous contraption is the CrazyPC 5.25 Bay Toaster. Yes, it's a toaster that fits in a standard 5.25-inch drive bay, including software for adjusting the heat and time. Simply insert the bread like so many CDs or floppy disks, wait a couple of minutes, and fresh toast is yours. I'm not sure how good this is for your computer, what with all the heat and everything, but if you've just got to have your toast and you're supremely lazy, you can't go wrong.