Feel like warping your kid for life? Of course you do! What could be more fun? Not much, that's what. So it's time to instill a healthy fear of things that should normally be innocuous in him, such as stuffed animals. What's scary about stuffed animals, you ask? Nothing, until you rip off a teddy bear's head and replace it with a lamp.
While you could probably make one of these for yourself without too much effort (and with extra emotional scarring power if you use an already-beloved stuffed animal), if you're the lazy type you can just buy one. Unfortunately, it's insanely expensive at $114. But hey, can you really put a price on fun like this?