Nothing says "good times" like scaring kids so badly that they have nightmares for years and develop unhealthy phobias. It's hilarious! If you want to enjoy such wholesome laughs, you should get one of these remote controlled Dead Fred Zombie Chasers.
Dead Fred can groan, scream, and shout at passers-by, and you can have him chase after them, entrails dragging behind him, as they high tail it down the sidewalk away from you and your horrifying Halloween robot. It'll set you back a serious amount — $2,650 — but really, can you put a price on something like this? Hit the jump for a video of it in action.