You aren't still using a pizza cutter to slice up your pizza, are you? That is so 20th century. We're living in more exciting times these days, times in which we don't need stupid blades to cut our food. No, now we use lasers. LASERS!

Just take a look at the above video, which shows a pizza being divided into 8 perfectly, precisely equal slices. Sure, it's not the most energy efficient way to slice a pizza, but it's definitely the most impressive. Well, maybe tossing it up in the air and slicing it with a samurai sword like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is more impressive, but this is a method anyone can do. Anyone with a laser, that is. Welcome to the future!

Via Gadget Lab